So as you know, I've traveled home for Christmas, where I'm surrounded by nature, sparkling Christmas lights, endless glasses of wine....and terrorists.
Yeah. Apparently my idea of a good, relaxing holiday funday in my homeland is to completely immerse myself in the phenomenon that is "Homeland."
But ok, before I get into this, do you all know what I'm talking about? It's this show on Showtime that apparently everyone in the free world has seen but me, and it really started to get on my nerves. I don't know about you, but during both seasons I haven't been able to log onto Facebook without someone mentioning Carrie or some "shocking" thing that happened, and apparently even the Hollywood Foreign Press was in on this by continuing to hand out Golden Globes to Claire Danes and, like, everyone else who's ever even said the word "Homeland."
So I prepped my parents ahead of time that I was going to be digging into the juiciness of the CIA and mood disorders, and they hopped right on board because, well, the apple hasn't fallen from the good times tree. So I settled in last night to watch as many episodes from Season 1 as I could before falling asleep.
Dad: You know, you might want to spread it out because the show is pretty....intense.
Me: I think you've underestimated my marathon show watching abilities. I can handle back-to-back episodes of "Dexter," I can handle this.
Dad: Ok, all I'm saying is that each episode is...a lot. So I'm not sure how many you can make it through at once.
Me: I've got this.
And then he proceeded to leave the room because having an adult child is hard sometimes when you know you can't just send them to their room for being idiots. And so he sent himself to his room and I got right into Episode One. Done. Boom. Next. Episode two. Done. Boom. I'm a little spent but powering through. Episode three. Man, this is really complicated, I mean, maybe Brody switched to the other side, but also this nice Saudi Arabian prostitute is really being helpful and I think everything's going to turn out ok.......
Oh, my bad.
And I was spent. So after three hours of taking in the intensity of Claire Danes and the POW guy who you're not sure you're supposed to empathize with or not, I called it a night.
|Grab the stuffed animals and RUN!|
Cut to: 3 a.m. when I found myself on the floor of my bedroom convinced that I was a prisoner of war who needed to escape my parent's house cloaked in the darkness of night. And my pink velvet eye mask.
Internal Becky Thoughts: You need to escape before they find you.......but those are your stuffed animals over there on the bed, this is mom and dad's house......but if they find you they'll torture you!......I don't think prisoners of war wear furry slippers.....you're awake....you're in Michigan.....get off of the floor.....
So, um, apparently my marathon show watching abilities have been diminished to two episodes in one sitting so that I don't army crawl out of my parent's house wearing nothing but a bathrobe. Also, I apologize if you haven't seen the show and so you have no idea what I'm talking about and have made it through an entire blog post and are all like "What a waste of time." Eh, you can't win 'em all.
But for real, if you haven't already, you should start watching "Homeland," though I beg of you, do not start posting about it on Facebook until I'm all caught up! Which at this rate will be sometime in mid-2013 so that I'm not institutionalized.
Happy Wednesday, everyone!
Great, now I am going to have to Wikipedia this show, get hooked and spend my entire Christmas work vac catching up. Thanks for piqueing my interest, argh! Ps can I call you in the middle of the night when I am afraid of my closet and can't sleep? lol I have a St. Bernard that turns Cujo everytime he sees a trash can, as long as we stick to the dumpsters and back alleys we will escape just fine! lolReplyDelete
Sunday night my husband and I had to watch 3 in a row so we could see the finale and not have it ruined for us on Monday. We started watching at 10 which meant we started the finale at midnight. Bad idea. BUT totally worth it. You will not be able to stop watching and thinking about it and will quickly come over to the dark side where all we people do is talk about the brilliance of this show.ReplyDelete
In other news, I finally figured out how to mess with my blog template and added your button because your blog is one I never miss. :)
Um, you're AWESOME! Thank you!!!Delete
I have resisted Homeland.. for now... I also haven't watched Downton Abbey.... and I need to finish Dexter... and Breaking Bad.... and Walking Dead... I'm really behind....ReplyDelete
But if you haven't seen the SNL skit about Homeland, watch it, because it's hilarious.
Going to check it out!Delete
So I guess I need to watch Homeland and Dexter ... They need to come to Netflix so that I can catch up (watch at work while I try not to die of boredom working on spreadsheets)ReplyDelete
I think it's on Netflix now! Check it out and quit doing spreadsheets! :-)Delete
Haha! I've wanted to watch that, and I've heard it's really good - but now you're freaking me out a little!ReplyDelete
I had the same kind of thing happen to me when I watched American Horror Story. The first season was manageable, but the second season.. well.. put it this way - the last episode I watched was 2 and a half weeks ago, and I'm still having nightmares. Ridiculous!
Hope your neck is feeling better!
No! Definitely watch it. I mean, you'll be a little freaked out, but definitely worth it!Delete
And thanks! It's on the mend for sure. :-)
This is EXACTLY why I cannot watch: Hoarders, Intervention, Snapped, Antiques Roadshow, ANY reality show involving "hillbillies", The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, ANY show involving "real housewives", ANY show involving Kardashians.ReplyDelete
Let's just stick to Law & Order:SVU, Ice Loves Coco, Breaking Bad and Kolchack The Night Stalker.
Hahahaha I say give it a shot! I mean, I love everything you mentioned (I mean, obviously, Ice Loves Coco - duh), and I love Homeland, so I say give it a go!Delete
Maybe after I refill my Xanax, Ambien and vodka martini prescriptions. A "mixologist" is a type of doctor, right?Delete
Love, love, love Homeland!ReplyDelete
i watched all 24 episodes this weekend, and now i'm convinced that i cant trust anyone, and that everyone has a hidden agenda. great. as if my anxiety wasnt bad enough... add paranoia lolReplyDelete
Right???? I had the exact same reaction!!! BUT....you can't stop now, right? I'm DYING that it's not coming back for months!Delete