Conversations from Cohabitation: The Victoria's Secret Edition

Last night, I was in the bedroom and CB was out in the living room reading. As I was falling asleep, I called out from the bedroom.

Me: "Wait, I think the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is on tonight."
CB, turning the tv on: "Did I miss it?!"
Me: "I don't know, but I think it's on CBS? Why I know any of this is beyond me, by the way."
CB, clearly turning to CBS: "Uh, it's Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, Beck."
Me: "Yeah, I don't know what to tell ya then."
CB: "What?!"
Me: "What?"
CB: "It's not on until 10!"
Me: "That's kinda late."

Silence.

CB: "This is bs that I'm not awake late enough to watch it."
Me: "I hate to break it to you, but if you're not up late enough to watch them, you're definitely too old to date them, grandpa."
CB: "Nonsense."

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This morning, I noticed that we had an extra show programmed on the DVR and texted CB.

Happy Wednesday!