CB and I have devolved into completely disgusting human beings. Every morning, he sends me pictures as he gets her ready for drop-off. This morning, as I was kissing her goodbye, I could....smell something. I was like "Oh! You left your dad a gift! Good timing! Bye!" and then ran out yelling "she needs a clean diaper!"
Because I'm a good wife and CB is so grateful for every day with me.
So about an hour later, he sent me the regular pictures and then the following text exchange happened:
Then he sent the picture, which I am not sharing because I do have some decorum. More for future-daughter than anything.