So, April 1st always throws me off a bit, mainly because I’ve come to realize that my day-to-day life is more or less an everyday version of April Fool’s Day. Which is a super mean way to keep me on my toes, UNIVERSE.
However, as much as I’d like to give you all some examples of this, I totally can’t today because my schedule is such that, as I type this, I’m supposed to be on my two minute scheduled bathroom break before diving into another meeting. So now I’m totally going to have to hold it, which is completely unhealthy and I’ll blame you all if I get sick.
Anyway, I’m mixing things up this week and will be posting tomorrow instead! And a real post, not this lame fake-post that you’ve totally wasted a whole minute reading.
BUT, just so you don’t walk away empty-handed, I’ll share this little conversation with you that CB and I had last night as we were dozing off to sleep.
CB: The only question is, will our kid have an arm or not?
Me: Um, I hope our kid has arms!
CB: No, an arm.
Me: I want our kid to have two arms! I don’t want him to have to just be a torso running around. I mean, I’ll love him the same, but I’d really prefer he has arms. And legs.
CB, laughing too hard to speak.
Me: You’re the devil. I can’t believe you’re laughing at our arm-less kid!
CB, still laughing.
Me: WHY are you laughing?
CB, finally able to get it together: I wasn’t saying I hope our kid has ARMS, I said I hope our kid has “an arm.” You know, like for baseball. Like when they say “He’s got a great arm”? That’s what I meant.
Me: Oh Jesus, you have to be clearer next time! I thought you were talking about us having an arm-less child!
CB: There is something seriously wrong with you.
Me: Now I can’t stop thinking about our arm-less kid.
CB: Good night, crazy person.
Me: Good night.
Happy Monday, everyone!
Hahahhahah oh my god. That is hilarious. I hope your child has a foot. You know, like a David Beckham foot. Ooooh and that'd be even better if he LOOKS like David Beckham. Except then he'd be too young for me.... :(ReplyDelete
Oooooh that would be AWESOME. Except then I'd feel weird knowing how hot my son is. That'd be weird.Delete
My husband misunderstands me all the time! I think he does it on purpose to annoy me though. :) I hope your eventual kids have arms and "arms."ReplyDelete
Haha thanks! I hope they have arms AND "arms" too! :-)Delete
Sometimes, we lead a parallel life. I often have these kinds of conversations when you're just about to go to sleep. I think its sleepiness. That's what I blame it on anyway; your brain doesn't function right...ReplyDelete
That's a good idea, let's blame sleepiness!!!Delete
Drink some cranberry juice so you don't get a UTI from holding it!!ReplyDelete
Happy April Fool's Day... I mean Happy Day!
Haha I just laughed at the "happy day" comment. :-) Thanks!Delete
I totally understood it the same way you did... CB is totally the crazy one.ReplyDelete
That is totally a conversation the Taller Half and I would have. Only without the sleepiness. Because my brain is broken.ReplyDelete
Hahaha I'm just blaming the sleepiness. This could've easily been a conversation in the middle of the day. See, I knew you guys would understand!Delete