First of all, sticking to the theme of feeling dumber than a housecat, last night, my boyfriend and I did what any cool couple in the city does on a Thursday night: we watched the National Geography Bee on the National Geographic Channel. Obviously.
And we realized we’re the two dumbest adults on the planet.
Me: “Seriously, does anyone know these answers other than those ten kids? I’ve never even heard of these places!”
Boyfriend: “But think about it: they’re probably not good at anything else.”
Me: “But I’m not this good at anything!”
Boyfriend: “And I bet that kid can’t throw a fast ball.”
Me: “Not better.”
Boyfriend: “And really, is any of this information useful?”
Me: “If you’re in a national geography bee it is! I need chocolate, this is depressing.”
Obviously, we have really interesting lives.
I’m all about themes this week, apparently, and so I’d be remiss to not point out that THREE members of the original cast of Beverly Hills 90210 have reality shows now: Tori Spelling (my bff), Jennie Garth, and Shannen Doherty. Awesome.
Also, am I the only one who spends an afternoon On Demanding all of these shows and blissfully watching them while in my “Donna Martin Graduates” t-shirt on the couch with my cat? I thought not.
It’s Memorial Day Weekend, people – have a great time and dance a little! And if you need some inspiration, this kid should be able to help. Kind of reminds me of the time that I accidentally started singing this song out loud at work…..