First: Ok, so I realize that I’m about a year late to this party, but I just joined Pinterest – FINALLY – and for real, you guys, I’ve designed my dream bathroom, living room, kitchen, AND come up with really cute ideas for any sort of party I might ever want to throw. All at my imaginary gorgeous house with a chandelier in my walk-in closet, of course. Plus, summer-y drink ideas for when I’m lounging by my imaginary pool or in my made-up backyard filled with tasteful twinkle lights.
Also, nobody needs this website because it’s nothing but a phenomenal time suck of awesomeness. And great ideas. And things that you want but can’t afford. But EVERYONE should do it because it’s so great. And I don’t want to be the only one who realized that I spent an hour on my couch the other night looking at different wood tables on there and then googled “Tori Spelling design taste.” Allegedly.
Next order of business: as you all know by now, CB and I have started Insanity. And it’s insane. And awesome. And two people commented on how CB looks like he’s lost some weight, which he’s not trying to do so it’s super-awesome that he’s getting all of these compliments and I’m counting out 12 almonds at my desk at work. Life is really fair and I definitely didn’t maybe tell CB that I might stab him if someone else compliments him before I lose 4 pounds. So there’s that.
Up next: I totally saw Milton the Stapler Guy from "Office Space" at Starbucks the other day. My life is now complete and I can die happy. It took EVERYTHING IN MY POWER not to go up to him and yell something random at him like I did to Bethenny Frankel and her husband. And it would’ve been something really astute, like “You’re the Stapler Guy from the Office! I love you!” and then, like, run away.
And finally: A lot of you seemed to love the sisters from last week’s wrapup. I got a ton of emails about them, so here’s another one for your listening pleasure. I already have a soft spot for this song, and these sisters really do it justice! Now if they could only learn some J-Lo, it’d totally make my month.
Enjoy your weekend!